The Breakfast joint Sleaze ball Manager

Things that make you go hmm hmm hmm



Hmm yea so I was unemployeeeed at the time and Hubbybear takes me out to this Breakfast joint. It is a chain Restaurant they're always packed and they are in every town every city everywhere. As you well know from reading my blog my eyeballs don't open before noon I don't have small children and the Knight life has always been for me. I am not a morning person I never was some of the best times for me is when I cock tailed I miss those days LOL

anyway... so We go into this joint and load up on carbs and Kwoffee
I scope around as we Waitstaff people do it is a habit we have our ears too the place eye's like a telescope and the norm the Hostess's are bickering who is lazy and who isn't and there fighting about the crayons and floor charts sloppy handwriting ect...

Cashiers are strung on strong Kwoffee and are really perky trying to push over priced gifts we don't need but are a impulse and fun time pieces and pretty to look at but Nick knack junk to dust.

We wait and wait okay now were sat by the happy hostess she mumbled something and walked off. Servers are busy it was a weekday hmm okay four tables a piece times eight hours already I'm doing the math hmm no booze morning shifts ect...


I am going over in my mind what it would be like to work here I count the servers on the floor
ect.. so we order we eat I mention to Hubbybear I think for fun I wanna apply here as we were walking out he turns to me really? He laughs at me smiles sure whatever you want I'll wait so I go back in ask for an application.

I get one fill it out and the cashier gives it to the used car salesmen M.o.d a charming fellow he had one of those comb overs he was rocken when your bald like a cue ball but you let one side of your head of hair grow out real long and then just comb it over, hair colored too BTW Wrong color but colored I am a hairdresser I have a trained Eagle eye. I notice his tie is bright yellow(dirty krusty stained) shirt is a lemon yellow brown stretch pants tie is some sort of Windsor a 1/2 of some kind. The length of the tie on him came to about the four button down so it was right in the middle of his chest and stomach. Oh my, He is right out of the 1960's 1970's era


He takes the application from the cashier looks at me and asks if I have time right now
LOL 000 that is a loaded question

Dasssss badddd badgirl LOL so I smile and say sure I sit down and humor myself some more and see if I really could land a job on the spot. He asked me the normal questions in an interview and tells me he has no openings for a Server but has opening for cashiers

yea I said hard to keep them huh? stealing of course and all that gift shop crap. He apparently has an appetite for cashiers he can't seem to keep them "Things that make you go hmm" There are things that make you go hmm is this my first day in a Restaurant I say to myself? LOL



So I ask for the hours and he tells me THEN he smiles real creepy looking like he just scored and leans forward and asks me if I am married? I about threw up in my mouth my brain told my stomach acids YEP were coming on up the pipes boyeeesss hang on she is gonna blow carb pancake chow put on the breaks ERRRRRRRREEET!!

I *COUGHED* and choked on my own saliva spit I hit my chest hard people were looking at us His EYE'S bugged "Are you okay mam" He is looking nerviously around scared! He flags down one of the Servers get her some water quick! after a few minutes I tryed to pull my eyes off the table. My eye's were stuck like gooey glue on the table still looking and FIXED on him glaring with surprise. I plucked them off the table one by one as they made a popping sound POP! POP! When you open a champagne bottle I put them in back in my head one at a time after I was able to breath and get air back in my pipes flowing.

My eye's were watering still I looked at him after I swallowed a shhhhit load of water the Server brought me I CHUGGED IT, I reassured her I was okay. Dyammm no warning I never saw that coming......

I looked at him and said yes I am and thank you for your time this morning it has been a pleasure. He got nervous as hell said a bunch of barrages of I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry please forgive me for asking I just moved here and took over this Store I don't know anyone I can't meet anyone I am from blah blah blah and it is real different here this Store is very busy and good help is hard to find your application is the best one I've seen ever come threw. You have experience with good solid references and from talking to you, You seem like the kinda girl I can talk too the kind I can tell you anything. I was getting up pushing in my chair still manageing to swallow and breath as he was talking and talking. I was thinking to myself, What just happened? He said I am sorry a hundred more times I said it's okay really really It's quite alright.
Have a good day Sir! I hope you find what you are looking for in a Cashier.

I walk out eye's still red and watery and a Raspy Jack Daniels Jim Beam Burbon Whiskey smokers voice Hubbybear says WTF? HAPPENED are you okay he grabs me from arm to arm looks at me in my eye's what happened? I said nothing I just CHOKED in the interview I guess I didn't get the job! LOL

I said let's roll babe you know breakfast joints anit for me yes he say's I know you O so well
He opened my door for me asking me "Are you sure your okay?" "I will stop and get you something to drink" He gave me a lifesaver come on get in I'll take you home so you can go back to sleep your a BAT anyway! yea true true I am still sleep walking I just had a nightmare on Blank street seriously while I was awake I think, Hubbybear just looked at me smiled wahit? nothing I say LOL


Interesting: I need a job and he needs too get layed umm I don't follow yer logic two toned yellow stained short tie comb over colored haired brown stretch pants DUDE! Good luck with all that you got going on!



I couldn't make this up if I try ed....like I'm not kidding.....



Its the things that make you go hmm hmm hmmm
Yours truly

Waitstress